And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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