last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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