I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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