You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Acid is not a monday night drug
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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