I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
it glows. i had to have it.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
