"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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