Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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