there was a trapeze. enough said
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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