Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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