But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
