hell yes lets make some ravioli
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I can't turn off my feet"
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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