I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Randomize
