we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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