I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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