Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
