adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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