break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He's a Shit stain on my heart
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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