Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
The adults are the big ones right?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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