If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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