Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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