meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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