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thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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