The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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