i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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