I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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