Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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