After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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