i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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