i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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