And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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