wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
