if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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