dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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