I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Someone stole a lamp last night.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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