Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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