I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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