he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Panties = found
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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