K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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