so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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