so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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