Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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