so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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