I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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