sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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