Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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