I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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