I could have mohawked her pubes.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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