I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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