Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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