The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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